This book was not created to make you think. To the contrary, you may in fact be dumber after having read it. It hasn't been scientifically proven but we, the authors, have our suspitions. So stop reading, close the cover, put this book down, and slowly back away. I mean it. Hey, stop reading! I'm not kidding. You think I'm joking? Stop laughing, this isn't funny! Fine, go ahead, read this book. If you turn out dumber after reading it it's your own fault. Don't say we didn't warn you.