Once upon a time, in a little town in the country, there lived some animals. These weren't ordinary animals; no, these animals were special. These animals could talk and play musical instruments....

...Hey, wait a minute. Animals that can talk and play musical instruments? Yeah right! No one's going to believe this story! Talking animals! It's pathetic! This story was supposed to take up the next two pages but there's no way we're going to subject you to reading this (we do care about your sanity-just a little). We may be twisted but we're not THAT mean, so just turn the page....